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dude, you fucking nailed it
So today people are all like, “Woooahh! from the ‘out-of-left-field‘ department,” and all like, “Huh?? Oracle buys Sun in a totally unexpected move, wooawww!” and shit like that.
Well, *I* fucking expected it!
However, that’s not because I am a keen analyst of the valley’s machinations, or anything like that; it’s simply because I happened to read [...]
LOL – Kevin Rose, you are a cunt
You know your buddy’s neighbor, whose dog always shits in your buddy’s lawn, but who that one time when your buddy took a shovel and chucked all the shit back over the fence where it belonged got all indignant about somebody’s dog shitting in his lawn? That’s Digg’s Kevin Rose.
(I appreciate Gruber’s war against the [...]
‘TARD FIGHT!!!!
LOL. This rant from some Mozilla weenie is kinda awesome:
It’s written by some some Firefreaker, blog-raging at Dave fucking Winer. That’s sort of like MC Hammer sending hateful singing telegrams to Mick Jagger[0]. It’s the freetard vs the me-tard.
Everything Asa says about Dave is basically true[1].
Everything that Asa says about Firefox, except one thing[3], is [...]
34 ways to die*
My new Japanese ashtray makes it easy to quantify my failure to quit smoking.
Plus, it closes shut to keep the stinky mess in.
Finally, the iPhone camera is an embarrassment.
*: or at least, to smell bad and age faster.
blink faster
The languid pulsing of the insertion-point cursor when editing text is an aspect of Mac OS X that has bothered me for years, but bothered me to such a tiny degree that I never bothered to find out if there was a way to fix it.
But today I finally asked the oracle, and inside of [...]
GRIEFERS KILLING EPILEPTIC SPAZTARDS VIA THE MATRIX!
WOW, BLACK ICE, FINALLY!
WELL, AT LEAST GREY ICE. OKAY, KINDA SHIT-LOOKING BROWN ICE. BUT STILL…
good Bruce Schneier interview
A good interview with Bruce Schneier, discussing this and that. He’s one of the few smart people that exist, and this Freakonomics interview is geared toward the layman (ahem, Dad) and worth reading. (To protect against the idiot webmasters of the future and/or the present, I made an archive copy of the article.)
new gun
My grandma got me this new gun. It’s red, which is kind of lame, but in her defense it is kind of hard to find realistic looking guns that still shoot. Especially cowboy guns. My dad told me I am lucky that it’s the seventies.