Category Archives: misc

“I gotta admit: I don’t know who Snooki is”

lol~ fuck yeah! i feel… not only vindicated, but also relieved.
( no tweeting either )

Never Surrender

The only thing that need be said is that it stars Patrick Kilpatrick *and* Evan Evans.

best film since the documentary Red Dawn

fucking awesome

caution: snakes

protip: while at the office, don’t accidentally visit python.com when you meant python.org

dude, you fucking nailed it

So today people are all like, “Woooahh! from the ‘out-of-left-field‘ department,” and all like, “Huh?? Oracle buys Sun in a totally unexpected move, wooawww!” and shit like that.
Well, *I* fucking expected it!
However, that’s not because I am a keen analyst of the valley’s machinations, or anything like that; it’s simply because I happened to read [...]

LOL – Kevin Rose, you are a cunt

You know your buddy’s neighbor, whose dog always shits in your buddy’s lawn, but who that one time when your buddy took a shovel and chucked all the shit back over the fence where it belonged got all indignant about somebody’s dog shitting in his lawn? That’s Digg’s Kevin Rose.
(I appreciate Gruber’s war against the [...]

‘TARD FIGHT!!!!

LOL. This rant from some Mozilla weenie is kinda awesome:

It’s written by some some Firefreaker, blog-raging at Dave fucking Winer. That’s sort of like MC Hammer sending hateful singing telegrams to Mick Jagger[0]. It’s the freetard vs the me-tard.
Everything Asa says about Dave is basically true[1].
Everything that Asa says about Firefox, except one thing[3], is [...]

34 ways to die*

My new Japanese ashtray makes it easy to quantify my failure to quit smoking.
Plus, it closes shut to keep the stinky mess in.
Finally, the iPhone camera is an embarrassment.

*: or at least, to smell bad and age faster.

blink faster

The languid pulsing of the insertion-point cursor when editing text is an aspect of Mac OS X that has bothered me for years, but bothered me to such a tiny degree that I never bothered to find out if there was a way to fix it.
But today I finally asked the oracle, and inside of [...]

GRIEFERS KILLING EPILEPTIC SPAZTARDS VIA THE MATRIX!

WOW, BLACK ICE, FINALLY!
WELL, AT LEAST GREY ICE. OKAY, KINDA SHIT-LOOKING BROWN ICE. BUT STILL…