Category Archives: tech

stop the insanity

What wacky and amazing features will web app developers dream up next!

I like my new phone

No, I still haven’t kicked my (Naz)iPhone to the curb, because all of the other jerkoffs in this industry are still figuring out how make a phone.
But, I did buy a very satisfactory new home phone:

It securely clips to any clothing I’m wearing (even if it’s just boxers), the buttons never get pressed accidentally, [...]

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as soon as i eat, my stomach will invert
so
i will be fine with eel bones and hot milk

the best IMAP client in human history sure sucks

Brent Simmons posted something interesting today: “Email init“. The gist of the idea is that we[1] need a really good IMAP client; no such thing exists; so fuck it, let’s make one.
The bummer is that The Community has to build it, which is always a slightly dubious prospect. But once in a while, that [...]

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Why is it that whenever I have a question I really need google to answer right NOW, I only get some random dude on the internet tubes asking the same question to no avail?
Whyever that is, I’ve been wanting a decent set of wireless headphones for late night guitar/TV/PC/game use, but hadn’t known what to [...]

dude, you fucking nailed it

So today people are all like, “Woooahh! from the ‘out-of-left-field‘ department,” and all like, “Huh?? Oracle buys Sun in a totally unexpected move, wooawww!” and shit like that.
Well, *I* fucking expected it!
However, that’s not because I am a keen analyst of the valley’s machinations, or anything like that; it’s simply because I happened to read [...]

LOL – Kevin Rose, you are a cunt

You know your buddy’s neighbor, whose dog always shits in your buddy’s lawn, but who that one time when your buddy took a shovel and chucked all the shit back over the fence where it belonged got all indignant about somebody’s dog shitting in his lawn? That’s Digg’s Kevin Rose.
(I appreciate Gruber’s war against the [...]