MASON MARK (.COM)

Dreamweaver f00kin ®00lz, ∂00∂

2009-05-18

A few years ago, friend of mine worked on a large specialty retail web site, which had been built-up over the years by people using Dreamweaver. This week, as I was helping to retrofit a legacy (as in EUC, SJIS, Dreamweaver, Flash) web site here in Tokyo and bring it into the modern (as in Unicode, revision control, machine validation, and not-Flash) world, I was inspired to dig up a snippet of truly amazing Dreamweaver-generated code.

This code was live on the retailer's production e-commerce server circa 2005. It's a great demonstration of why you should ALWAYS use Dreamweaver for ANY web authoring that you do.

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Katadyn (PUR) Hiker Water
Filter
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The highest rated micro
filter Ideal for light
weight backpacking. The
highest rated filter for
ease-of-use. Safe:
Eliminates Giardia,
Cryptosporidium and most
bacteria. Easy:
Guaranteed not to clog
for 1 year! Efficient:
Lightweight compact
microfilter with high
water output per stroke.
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