No, I still haven't kicked my (Naz)iPhone to the curb, because all of the other jerkoffs in this industry are still figuring out how make a phone.
But, I did buy a very satisfactory new home phone:
It securely clips to any clothing I'm wearing (even if it's just boxers), the buttons never get pressed accidentally, and the headset is light and comfortable in over-one-ear mode (it also has a full on call-center style over-the-head rig you can use if you like).
I give this thing two thumbs up (since both my hands are now free). And it's not expensive.
Definitely an improvement over the homebrew tape-and-miffy-clip solution I had been making do with: