“I gotta admit: I don’t know who Snooki is”

lol~ fuck yeah! i feel… not only vindicated, but also relieved.

( no tweeting either )

Never Surrender

The only thing that need be said is that it stars Patrick Kilpatrick *and* Evan Evans.

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mother fuck textmate to hell

Speaking of cunt-pus shitware[0], we have textmate. I fucking hate textmate.

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Obviously, a text editor that can’t be used[1] to type text in the main languages I use is useless[2].

Well, boo fucking hoo and cry me a river right? Lots of things[3] are useless; there’s no need waste energy hating on them, though, right?

Generally, that is indeed the case. But textmate is a metastasizing virulent black hole of suck. It absorbs all this useful energy, the productive output of all these hackers making bundles and add-ons, absorbing it all down into the glistening gelatinous mass of its putrid guts.

So textmate not only sucks a shopsack full of dicks, but it makes all these other would-be useful tools suck, too.

None of this means that I don’t sniff at the vapors of textmate 2 with a considerable amount of interest. It just means textmate fucking sucks.

UPDATE: OK, I get it, I get it. Many of you loves you some fuckin textmate, and don’t care about typing in Japanese. And, somehow, you also found my blog. OK. Instead of emailing me about it, what I suggest you do is find Dr. Nickatina. He’ll give you your medicine, take you to the Bay Bridge, and instruct you on how to proceed from there. Thanks.

[0]: ok, nobody was actually speaking of that, but I earned the right to a rant by climbing a hill and singing the praises of Arq the other day

[1]: there’s a CJK plug-in, but it doesn’t make textmate conform to any reasonable interpretation of the phrase “it can be used to type Japanese” (or the phrase “it doesn’t suck” for that matter, harhar get it)

[2]: to ME, duh

[3]: most things?

 

holy shit, we really do have a Muslim president!

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Ha ha! For a moment I thought Fox News had bought the Washington Post, but in the end it seems to have just been an an honest mistake.

Arq: good Mac backup app

Arq encrypts and backs up data from your Mac to Amazon S3. It’s exactly as simple as it can be, and it fucking works perfectly.

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I use various other backup software to completely backup my main workstation[1], but use Arq to assign peace-of-mind to certain applications on certain workstations and servers.

Example: we manage paper documents at each location by feeding them through a ScanSnap and into a PDF archival system. I tell Arq to clone the folder that stores the archival system’s data to Amazon’s cloud. All hardcopy can be shredded at the end of the day without worry, knowing we have a local copy and another copy, safe and encrypted, in some West Coast US datacenter.

Other one-off things that it might be handy to back up separately:

  • master svn & hg repositories
  • phone system (voicemail audio & call data)
  • customer inquiry/support system (email and ticket data)
  • financial/accounting software data files
  • any set of very important documents
  • ok pr0n too why not

Arq makes it EASY AND QUICK to set up, and its backups FULLY WORK, which is unfortunately not true of most Mac backup tools. Arq:

  • passes all the backup bouncer tests (in other words, it really backs up your data, not a partially-corrupted copy of your data with various bits and attributes missing)
  • fully documents the file format of its archives, providing confidence that you can get your data back even if Arq stops working and Haystack Software tells you to go fuck yourself
  • stores versioned backups, keeping previous versions of your data around, too
  • a properly designed encryption mechanism, not some bullshit where the datacenter operator or application publisher can read your data if they get subpoenaed or just happen to be assholes

Of course, S3, and therefore Arq, isn’t suitable for ALL backups; terabytes of data take time to transfer and for most applications would cost too much to store. But for gigabytes-of-data situations where a small amount of money (roughly $2 per GB per year) isn’t an issue, this setup really rocks.

If you’re lazy and rich, or if your home directory is small, Arq can be a complete backup solution, too. But I find it useful in situations where the entire machine isn’t my problem, or just doesn’t matter, but this one application is important and I have to make sure its data isn’t lost.

[1]: Nothing good, though. Although I toy with apps like CCC, Super Duper, and CrashPlan, I always end up going back to compiling Mike Bombich’s pain-in-the-ass-but-it-totally-works rsync myself and having a script run that nightly over ssh to another machine. But it’s definitely an unwanted hassle to set this all up again every time I get a new Mac.

stop the insanity

What wacky and amazing features will web app developers dream up next!

I like my new phone

No, I still haven’t kicked my (Naz)iPhone to the curb, because all of the other jerkoffs in this industry are still figuring out how make a phone.

But, I did buy a very satisfactory new home phone:

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It securely clips to any clothing I’m wearing (even if it’s just boxers), the buttons never get pressed accidentally, and the headset is light and comfortable in over-one-ear mode (it also has a full on call-center style over-the-head rig you can use if you like).

I give this thing two thumbs up (since both my hands are now free). And it’s not expensive.

Definitely an improvement over the homebrew tape-and-miffy-clip solution I had been making do with:

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poet-automaton 0×00cefda8

as soon as i eat, my stomach will invert

so

i will be fine with eel bones and hot milk

best film since the documentary Red Dawn

fucking awesome

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my Docomo L-02 FOMA mobile data card driver sucks, wah

Interval Since Last Panic Report: 364614 sec
Panics Since Last Report: 1
Anonymous UUID: 57C6131B-48CF-444F-9049-C235282885F5

Wed Feb 17 18:06:05 2010
panic(cpu 0 caller 0×2a7ac2): Kernel trap at 0×6c413dae, type 14=page fault, registers:
CR0: 0×8001003b, CR2: 0×00000000, CR3: 0×00100000, CR4: 0×000006e0
EAX: 0×00000000, EBX: 0×094bd600, ECX: 0×00000000, EDX: 0×0081e038
CR2: 0×00000000, EBP: 0×50f83eb8, ESI: 0×094bd600, EDI: 0×00000001
EFL: 0×00010286, EIP: 0×6c413dae, CS: 0×00000008, DS: 0×079e0010
Error code: 0×00000000

Backtrace (CPU 0), Frame : Return Address (4 potential args on stack)
0×50f83cb8 : 0×21b2bd (0×5cf868 0×50f83cec 0×223719 0×0)
0×50f83d08 : 0×2a7ac2 (0×591c30 0×6c413dae 0xe 0×591dfa)
0×50f83de8 : 0×29d968 (0×50f83e00 0×9355b7c 0×50f83eb8 0×6c413dae)
0×50f83df8 : 0×6c413dae (0xe 0×48 0×50f80010 0×50fc0010)
0×50f83eb8 : 0×6c413ec7 (0×94bd600 0×85dd80 0×50f83ed8 0×2191d5)
0×50f83ed8 : 0×53d8bb (0×94bd600 0×1 0×94bd600 0×94bd600)
0×50f83f48 : 0×53d9c1 (0×94bd600 0×9355b7c 0xca6ebebd 0×29c50a)
0×50f83f78 : 0×22f973 (0×94bd600 0×0 0×50f83fc8 0×227634)
0×50f83fc8 : 0×29d68c (0×863ea0 0×0 0×10 0×9432844)
Kernel Extensions in backtrace (with dependencies):
com.lge.docomo.FOMA_L02A.FOMAUSBCDCACMControl(1.0)@0×6c412000->0×6c414fff
dependency: com.apple.iokit.IOUSBFamily(3.8.5)@0×50fb8000
dependency: com.apple.iokit.IOPCIFamily(2.6)@0×50d13000

BSD process name corresponding to current thread: kernel_task
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