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34 ways to die*

2008-11-23

My new Japanese ashtray makes it easy to quantify my failure to quit smoking.

Plus, it closes shut to keep the stinky mess in.

Finally, the iPhone camera is an embarrassment.

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*: or at the very least, to smell bad and age faster.

UPDATE FROM THE FUTURE:

4,004 days later, the iPhone camera is actually pretty great.

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